high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

disney-garden:

lordsofdisney

Please read.. and reblog. For all the children who are/feel excluded. For all the children who have no friend. Because it is important. Because we ALL are important !

This is exactly why Kyle and I are having a Beauty and the Beast wedding. Because we have both felt rejected by society, and we have found solace in each other. 

It is through each other that we found and learned to love ourselves. 

If you ever wonder why I like the gaston character as my favorite villain this is why. He portrays something that I have pretty much noticed all my life.
I was bullied quite a bit when I was growing up, especially in my awkward middle School years. Society found nothing wrong with it , even going as far as to say it was normal for a child to go through what I was going through.
It’s sad but I made it through that.
When I look at gaston I see something I overcame as a child and it gives me a lot of strength now to know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that it’s the personality that truly makes someone beautiful.
That’s why I never judge anyone by their appearances but I actually get to know them.

I FINALLY GOT THESE BEAUTIES AND THEY LOOK SO GORGEOUS THEY’RE SO GORGEOUS AND MY MOM TOLD ME I COULD HAVE THEM AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT AND IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL

also i might have time to read at least the first one before BOO comes out.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S  running gags

klaine + i think kurt’s pretty set on blaine too why would anyone try and mess that up (or the kurt version of this)

September 22nd, 1994

Happy 20th Anniversary, FRIENDS!

The first episode of friends aired 20 years ago today on September 22th, 1994

It’s like all of my life everybody has always told me “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!” And then today I just stopped and I said “What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?” 

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

comeontwinkletoes:

untamableshipper:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

neverrwhere:

shazrolane:

desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.

Unfortunate for the books, but speaks loads about the quality of some fan fics

You have no idea how many

HELL YES I HAVE <3

superliz6
, Push and Pull is the best!

especially erotic fanfiction