Theoretically, Darren’s plan was going to be perfect. Theoretically.
He had already bought the ring, a simple white gold band, and he was going to lace it through Brian’s collar. It was a cute idea. Chris loved his cat (sometimes Darren thought that he loved him more than he loved him), he was going to love this surprise. Or he’s going to completely hate it and dump my ass and fly away where I can’t find him or kick me out of the house and dump my ring in the trash- no no no Darren this is just your nerves talking. He’ll say yes and we’ll live happily ever after and all that shit.
He just needs to find the cat, who is probably be walking around the kitchen. Darren walks to the kitchen to find Brian scratching the fridge, what a surprise.
none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex
People believe what they choose to.it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery
O H MY GOD
That last parallel always kills me.
Tell me they aren’t endgame. I dare you.
For all their differences, at the core the Hummels both have a spine of steel and a golden heart.
I WANT AN ALICE IN WONDERLAND THEMED TEA PARTY LIKE THIS ONE DAY!!!!!!
CATWS vs Captain America comics
Steve called in a few favors
I also desire LED lights that change color and shit on my arm.
I hate when people say money doesn’t buy you happiness. it does. it buys you financial stability, a nice house, nice cars, nice vacations and trips, healthier food, a better education, etc. like wearing burberry while driving around in an audi would probably make me pretty happy too. but it’s just that rich people often take their comfortable lives for granted and end up being spoiled and ungrateful for what they have